I could get away with an insanity plea.
I swear to God if my coworker plays the theme song to Dallas one more time, he's going to have to have that speaker surgically removed from his ass. Tuesdays suck it hard.
There are two ways to enjoy this big swimming pool of life. You can dip the toe and ease into the shallow end or you can launch a perfect cannonball into the deep end.
I swear to God if my coworker plays the theme song to Dallas one more time, he's going to have to have that speaker surgically removed from his ass. Tuesdays suck it hard.
I am one of those people who don't learn the lesson the first time around but I have picked up these little pearls of wisdom... (you especially don't want to do this on Pissy Tuesday)
Dear Liquor Store Cashier,
Not that I would do this, but when the office germaphobe publicly insults my intelligence; if I cough on her keyboard would you consider me: